Preheat the oven to 425°F. Cover a sheet pan with foil, spray with cooking spray, and spread frozen tater tots evenly on the pan. Spray the tops of the tots with cooking spray.
Bake for 40-45 minutes, or until golden brown and extra crispy.
Meanwhile, cook the beef in a pan over medium-high heat until crispy. Add diced onions, sugar, pepper, and salt, cooking until the sugar caramelizes. Deglaze with apple cider vinegar.
Let the tater tots cool for 5 minutes, then transfer them to a large mixing bowl. Pour the beef dressing over and toss until evenly coated. Mix in fresh parsley and chives. Adjust salt to taste before serving.
Notes
For best results, choose Tater Tots with minimal ingredients—just potatoes, salt, and oil.